Here are a few more malapropisms for you: Amazon review about a solar shower for camping: “When ever we left the water up to warm up, the squirrels would conjugate around it.” Collected by Small from a NextDoor post: A woman reported a car break-in and described what had been stolen. “Nothing but the floor mats! Granite there was nothing else worth taking.” Another NextDoor post: “My baby kitten joey … started getting really skiddish.” […]
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Battling age
Three Steps Forward, Two Steps Back
One of my doctors terms my chronic bad dreams “night terrors.” I’ve told you all about them. Now let me describe my day terrors. The periodontist called to get an update from me early this morning. When I told her I still can’t feel much of the left side my face, she decided to remove the second of the three implants, in case it is the culprit. She asked me to come in shortly and […]
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Monday, September 6 Sleep is supposed to be a time of restoration and escape. But for the last eight months, it’s been nothing but horrific nightmares for me. My stuffed Moomintroll is of no use. Here’s last night’s fare: Hmmm, actually, it’s all too terrifying to immortalize here. Well, how about just the 1:00 a.m. episode? I’d been entrusted with the care of several unruly children ranging in age from two to twelve, plus a […]
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The heavy old slate blackboard that hung in the family kitchen all my life was once scribbled with Ma’s grocery lists, appointments and other reminders. As of a few months ago it lives in my own kitchen, where I sometimes use it as yet another forum for my sentiments at a given moment. Today, these words came to mind. It’s grief and misery, pain and woes,And debts and taxes, and so it goes…Life gets teejus, […]
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