Testing, Day One

This weekend I’ll make the final decision about the Nepal trip by subjecting myself to a barrage of experiments.

TEST # 1

The Hypothesis: My right heel won’t hurt too much during the usual hike up Marin Avenue.

The Experiment: Looking toward the SF Bay from my bedroom window, my keen nature-girl eye could see that the light rain would soon dissipate. Waterproofing myself, I set off. I vowed that I wouldn’t cheat this time: no duck-walking or tip-toeing with my right foot but rather operating it the way it was designed, in equal partnership with my workhorse of a left foot.

The Findings:

  • I don’t know as much about weather forecasting as I thought.
  • It’s possible to find pleasure in hiking through steady rain.
  • My face lotion tastes bad.
  • Marin Avenue during a storm smells good, like a newly cleaned rat cage.
  • Cities are prettier in the rain, with torrents in the gutters and leaves falling.
  • You can walk pretty far before you realize you’re wearing a maple leaf on your head.
  • Oh, and my foot: uncomfortable but only momentarily painful.

The Conclusion: In-depth analysis scheduled for the dawn of a new day (tomorrow); preliminary results equivocal.

Threat level:

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TEST #2

The Task: Complete a brief but fairly strenuous workout at the gym: 20:00 on the elliptical trainer at a high-ish resistance, do all those weight machines, and then stretch the hell out of myself.

The Result: Foot is doing great — feeling better than it has in weeks. Go figure. The rest of me is tired.

Threat level:

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