“I cried because I had no rubbers, until I saw a man who had no penis.” —KT
Read moreMonth: May 2009
Fun with Soybeans
I want to try this: The only problem is, I don’t much care for soymilk. They say you can add ginger to make it tastier, or sweeten it with brown sugar or honey, or flavor it with vanilla, nutmeg or cinnamon. Today is Lulu’s 20th birthday. This is what she looks like: This is what I look like when I’m sneering:
Read moreGodless in Albany
I dreamed last night that a Catholic priest interviewed me to evaluate how good a person I am. His decision: 3.2 on a scale of 5. I defended myself, pointing out that I am thoughtful, compassionate, honest, generous… “Yes, but you’re not Catholic. You’re not even religious.” He also read some of my writing, declaring that it has potential except that it doesn’t make any sense.
Read moreDishwater Dull
This is the world’s most boring post. Please, please don’t read it, I beg of you. There’s no use. I just got back from LA. I missed Oleggy when I was at the Archives. I hear he’s about to graduate. Hooray! On my flight south I was sitting next to a man who worked for the State in a high-level position in the Corrections Division. He’d just been meeting with the Guv, who is very […]
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