Month: December 2011

The Butt Chronicles

I wish I’d taken a picture of my tattoo before my first zapping session, so I knew what it had looked like. I’d hardly ever seen it, really, on account of my head’s inability to swivel 180 degrees. But here’s what it looks like two days after the first laser treatment. I think the orange-y area used to be red, but I don’t know for sure. You can see that the skin around the tattoo […]

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Easy On, Easy Off

They say that having a tattoo removed is less painful than having it installed in the first place. Perhaps my memory is skewed, but I don’t agree. I’m writing with an ice-pack on my hindquarters. But I’m ahead of myself. You see, I got my first tattoo many years ago, back when only sailors did it and way before it was a trend. It was before Yo-Nenny was born, and she’s almost 33. Ever since […]

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