Accidental Humor

I keep confusing school with my job. When a teacher assigns work, I’m affronted. “You want this tonight? The quickest I could turn it around is about a week.”

Fail.

I had a dream last night with a tragic ending. Someone had given me two Norcos. I joyfully popped them and then, just before I started to feel the effects, my alarm clock went off.

People think I am very funny. I wish I meant to be. My Iraqi classmate doubled over in laughter when I tried to say her name properly. For your reference, “Sabah” is not pronounced “Sabachchchchch,” (as in Channukah).

Here is a scene from our first Second Language Acquisition class today. I like the teacher. She’s two months older than I am, is Bulgarian and speaks 72 million languages. The guy on the right of the picture is my adopted son (native of Oakland) whom I wrote about in my last post. We have, so far, held to our pact to administer a hug to one another on a daily basis. He’s started to watch over what I eat. It’s hard being a thin student because the chairs are so hard.

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I told Lulu about a guy here named Ishmael. “What do you call him,” she asked wryly. But I surprised her. “Bhebhe,” I replied, because in Zimbabwe they often use last names to address one another.

One comment

  1. Good! I’m glad that there is someone who, in my absence, endeavors to shove food down your baby-wren-like proat. He sounds sweet.

    I like that picture of your Bulgarian professor. It as as though she is surrounded by a maelstrom of scribbled knowledge, crooning and flapping around her shoulders. You know, that old chestnut.

    One of my Captcha words is “csonka”. What is a csonka, pray tell?

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