Day: April 5, 2011

Baby’s First Office Hour

The voice I’ve heard the most lately is that of my GPS. I got tired of the  Australian guy who kept blurting out random things as though he had Tourette Syndrome or something. And sometimes he lied: “Traffic ahead” when there wasn’t, or “Turn left here” when I would have ended up in a ditch.  He kept calling freeway exits “slip roads” instead of “off-ramps.” I fired him in favor of a blunt, fickle American […]

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