Day: April 19, 2020

This just in: the toilet paper contest is over, and if your bets were on the Charmin Mega—with its boast that each roll is equivalent to four of the competitors’—you’re bound to be disappointed. Costco’s Kirkland roll lasted 7.5 days, versus Charmin’s mere 7.334. Elegant in my sugar-skull mask, I walked fifteen minutes through the grey morning to the farmers market again, arriving at the start of senior hour. I wonder if people there are […]

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